MikkyD X6

10 05 2009


A typical Sunday has to contain junk food/pop/sweets. Mainly to combat any hangover but also to celebrate jesus. To fulfill todays quota i dropped one of my child hood fantasies. Ladies and Gentlemen the Mikky D’s double cheeseburger x 3. Thats right 6 meat patties, tripal gherkins and triple cheeese. Buy 3 dbl Cheeses, lose the bread from 2 and combine into the 6ixer. The math. £1.29 x 3= £3.87. 440 calories x 3= 1320. Shit got Pounded!!

Although this math doesnt seem right. I need to research more. Can I demand 6 patties in one burger stock from the cashier? Cheeseburger 99p, dbl cheeseburger 1.29. Ergo thus making a patty of meat 20p. So will they give me an x6 patty for £2.09????  Surely they must??? I doubt it some how. can i have the Neopolitan milkshake? another fantasy. Obsessed with the secret menu? I need to find someone who works there.


My other food fantasy was eating 2 calzones from the same plate. which was done long ago at the anglo pizza bogof offer. live the dream.


athletic diet$$$$

4 01 2009

the main reason why athletics seems alot cooler than it did is because of what these boys are eating. the worlds fastest man sleeps all day and eats nothing but chicken nuggets.

“I woke around 11am and decided to watch some TV and had some nuggets. Then I slept for a couple of hours more. Then I got some more nuggets and came to the track.” Bolt’s diet is typical of his laidback attitude summed up by the slogan on his nation’s yellow and green strip that reads “Jamaica – No Problem.””

The worlds fastest swimmer micky Phelps eats for 5. 10,000 cals a day, now thats what im talking about!
Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches; cheese; tomatoes; lettuce; fried onions; mayonnaise; three chocolate-chip pancakes; five-egg omelette; three sugar-coated slices of French toast; bowl of grits; two cups of coffee
Lunch: Half-kilogram (one pound) of enriched pasta; two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread; energy drinks
Dinner: Half-kilogram of pasta, with carbonara sauce; large pizza; energy drinks

Directly the opposite of the athletes eating to train, kobayashi trains to eat. One of the worlds best competetive eaters former world record holder for hot dog eating.

Kobayashi expands his stomach for a competition by eating larger and larger amounts of food, and then exercises to ensure that fat will not impede expansion of his stomach during a competition

Physically Kobayashi has undergone drastic change from his earlier appearances on the competitive eating circuit, weighing in at a mere 110 lb (50 kg) in his beginning competitions and then 144 lb (65 kg) in later events.

Kobayashi’s official web site gives his height as 173 cm (5 ft 8 in) and his weight as 75 kg (165 lb), but in a june 29, 06, entry on his blog, he says that his weight grew to over 87 kg (191.8 lb) during 2006, still being under 10 percent body fat. As of July 3, 2008, Kobayashi’s had dropped to 128 lbs, as recorded at the weigh in for the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating competition on Coney Island. This is the same weight he’d originally competed at when he first began competitive eating in the United States.

the Nutritionists are all out of a job. POUND THAT SHIT!


4 11 2008

“sonia thomas, using a chipmunk technique revolutionized by her”

46 in ten minutes, no wonder they call her the black widow

wookey hole big eat was the first official competitive eating contest to be held in the UK under the jurisdiction and strict regulations of the United States of America’s governing body of professional Stuffing Your Face, IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating) back in 2006

at last years event the winner only managed 36 or 26 pies depending on who you ask, and second place a very achievable 15, I fancy our chances despite fucking hating mince pies. its beng held in wookey hole caves, somerset on tuesday the 18th of november, thats about 3 weeks of preparation to take the thousand quid! get the entry form here

im off to bread point to get some preparitory pastrys