This is why i’m hot?

7 05 2009

jhrnrxfgukptfibqx1dgiba5o1_500new favorite blog, this is why your fat, some of its pretty stock/shit stuff but there’s some hot joints in there like the “cornhole”, “shake shack double stack”, “the slayer” “the Thunderdome” and “the porkgasm”. The last time i witnessed such a joyous celebration of gluttony while disregarding both taste and ingredient combination conventions was when I made a banana bacon cheese and chocolate sandwich in year 7 home economics.

i2dw5nf19loso0ttxjaxobzxo1_500the corn hole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.

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Shake Shack Double Stack

A deep fried cheese-stuffed portabello mushroom between two cheeseburgers.

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The Slayer

A pile of fries topped with a burger, chili, cherry peppers, andouille, onions smothered in jack cheese.

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The Thunderdome

Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.

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The Porkgasm

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

They’ve got a book deal and are taking an open application for entries so get you cameras out and your arteries clogged





WOOKEY HOLE BIG EAT

4 11 2008

“sonia thomas, using a chipmunk technique revolutionized by her”

46 in ten minutes, no wonder they call her the black widow

wookey hole big eat was the first official competitive eating contest to be held in the UK under the jurisdiction and strict regulations of the United States of America’s governing body of professional Stuffing Your Face, IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating) back in 2006

at last years event the winner only managed 36 or 26 pies depending on who you ask, and second place a very achievable 15, I fancy our chances despite fucking hating mince pies. its beng held in wookey hole caves, somerset on tuesday the 18th of november, thats about 3 weeks of preparation to take the thousand quid! get the entry form here

im off to bread point to get some preparitory pastrys