Kabul Fried chicken

6 05 2009

More arab money………..

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Someones getting suied

Taken from Time magazine

A KFC to Give the Colonel Indigestion

“The Colonel was a visionary,” Mirwais says. “He was the first to envision fried chicken as a commercial food. I see myself as the Afghan Colonel Sanders.” Indeed, Mirwais’ chicken tastes, at least to the expatriate palate, remarkably similar to its American inspiration — and he’s not disclosing the source of his recipe.”

“Mirwais is not the only Afghan pretender to the Colonel Sanders mantle in Kabul. Another is Jamshed, who uses only one name, and runs one of three rival KFCs. Jamshed’s recipe for success includes more than just a secret combination of herbs and spices. Young men are drawn like flies to the music videos blasting out of his store’s open doors; the slack-jawed patrons watching Shakira, onscreen, writhing while covered alternately in mud, men, and nothing are sampling a bite-size package of Western decadence.

Jamshed spits a bit when he talks — hopefully he cooks in silence. He claims that after being told by the (real) KFC regional HQ in Lahore, Pakistan, that opening a franchise in Kabul would cost him a few hundred thousand dollars, he opted to go the pirate route. He claims to have bought the U.S.-based KFC’s secret fried chicken recipe on the black market for $1,200, although obviously that claim can’t be verified. “You can get anything at the bazaar in Pakistan,” he says. And he filched real KFC iconography off the Internet for his restaurant’s promotional materials and decorations.”





FRIED CHEEKIN SHOPS R.N DANJA?

22 04 2009

CHICKEN REIGNS SUPREME OVER NEARLY EVERY ONE?

rappaz are in danja, mad cholesterol in that chicken. who cares? not me, not luda and not diddy

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They only place in Newcastle that served proper fried chicken has shut its doors. everywhere else is a pale, damp battered imitation.

R.I.P Desi fried chicken.

Your time was short and unappreciated by the dirty goffic mosher skins generation that now inhabit Newcastle college. With out a broken garden table on your patio you could never capitalise on the truants, boggers and dirty tabbers.

Long live Desi fried chicken,

the peoples fried chicken ,

the fried chicken of hearts.

2008-2009





TIGER TIGER E3 TIGER 38 TIGER ROLLDEEP TIGER

6 04 2009

Immigration is a beautiful thing, without it newcastles cullinary scene would basicly be peas pudding and a bottle of dog. Immigrants do things differently and in my opinion normally ten times better (unfortunantly not in everyones eyes, the best graf outside the shop I bought this from stated “vote BNP – blacks stab children”, lovely).

Take energy drinks for example, the Polish Tiger energy drink looks and tastes like your stock energy drink clone, blue red and silver packaging, radioactive color ect all for half the price of your normall can of red bull (all those a4 paper planes must be hitting the swiss marketing budget hard). Its difference, and winning quality, however is exactly in the area Redbull would probably see themselves as dominant in.While they concentrate on losing f1 races, TIGER have a more subtle, direct and generally more Polish marketing program.

There only endorsment and the brands name sake is Darek “Tiger” Michalczewski, despite appearing like one of the bigg markets out of shape entry/exit technicians on the side of the can, he is infact one of Polands favorate sons, Darek “Tiger” Michalczewski, a boxer who came within one victory of tying Rocky Marciano’s all-time record for an undefeated record by a world championship boxer.
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he aint fought yet, this is just the effect of his drink

the story of Tiger is a touching one, coming from a poor family in down trodden communist Poland, surviving the only way a man knows how – by using his fists.

I cant do his increadible story justice so ill hand the job over to the only man I Know capable of doing so, Mark Wahlberg AKA MARKEY MARK.

Although these are PANTS, markey mark wouldnt be caught dead in these

Back in the mid 90’s mark was Dareks close personell friend and he felt so moved by his tale he gave up modeling underkegs and getting his man tits out to record the inspirational song “NO MERCY”

no mercy , marky mark, 1995 – who said nu rave wouldnt last?

to further stick the boot in their new look bottle has been designed by porsche (daaaaaaamn, son!) and if you watch the tv adverts on their website youll see that they whole heartedly support and expect the drink to induce rioting and sexual assault!

so who you gonna trust? a man with a record of 48 wins (38 knockouts) in 50 matches or a puff in a milkfloat?

“What up black?”
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“nuthin, just stabin some kids”





FAT BOYS ARE BACK!

27 10 2008

“so yo, i’s goes to gills to get a little somethin somethin and i gots 3.70 in my pockets so im like “yo girl how much i get for 3.70” an she all like “half chicken a chips, 3.70 for real” so im like “aight yo ima hit that, yo girl gimmie half chicken an chips, 3.70 foreal” girly girl behind the counter hits me back with “ay but yo, we dont put em in a lunch time” im like “yo aint no long ting, for 3.70 i can wait” but shes all “yo we dont put em in at lunch” so im like “ay, yo, you put one in i can wait, i gots 3.70 foreal” but bitch is all like “nah nah wes dont do thems shits at lunch yo” so yo i just ate these 2 bannas right hear and went home to listen to killer by seal, yo you know i gots them joints!
FUCK GILLS, YOU WANT ME TO BUY CHIPS YOU SMILE NEXT TIME