This is why i’m hot?

7 05 2009

jhrnrxfgukptfibqx1dgiba5o1_500new favorite blog, this is why your fat, some of its pretty stock/shit stuff but there’s some hot joints in there like the “cornhole”, “shake shack double stack”, “the slayer” “the Thunderdome” and “the porkgasm”. The last time i witnessed such a joyous celebration of gluttony while disregarding both taste and ingredient combination conventions was when I made a banana bacon cheese and chocolate sandwich in year 7 home economics.

i2dw5nf19loso0ttxjaxobzxo1_500the corn hole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.

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Shake Shack Double Stack

A deep fried cheese-stuffed portabello mushroom between two cheeseburgers.

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The Slayer

A pile of fries topped with a burger, chili, cherry peppers, andouille, onions smothered in jack cheese.

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The Thunderdome

Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.

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The Porkgasm

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

They’ve got a book deal and are taking an open application for entries so get you cameras out and your arteries clogged